Through the magic of motion pictures someone whos never left Peoria knows the softness of a Paris spring the color of a Nile sunset the sorts of vegetation one will find along the upper Amazon and that Big Ben has not yet gone digital.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can using only their hands and feet make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got it two ways Im still making movies and Im a senior citizen so I can see myself at half price.
Jerry: Look at that! Look how she moves. Thats just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motors. I tell you its a whole different sex! Joe: What are you afraid of? Nobodys asking you to have a baby.
Ecstatic over the total annihilation of the Earth Dr. Strangelove resurrects himself miraculously regaining his ability to walk. His mechanical robot-like body rises out of his wheelchair crying exultantly: Sir! I have a plan. Heh. (He realizes he is standing up.) Mein Fuehrer I can walk!
Life is like a movie–since there arent any commercial breaks you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Through the magic of motion pictures someone whos never left Peoria knows the softness of a Paris spring the color of a Nile sunset the sorts of vegetation one will find along the upper Amazon and that Big Ben has not yet gone digital.
A wide screen simply makes a bad film twice as bad.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can using only their hands and feet make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got it two ways Im still making movies and Im a senior citizen so I can see myself at half price.
I went into the business for the money and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark I cant help it. Its the truth.
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Jerry: Look at that! Look how she moves. Thats just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motors. I tell you its a whole different sex! Joe: What are you afraid of? Nobodys asking you to have a baby.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture but they caught it in time.
The only thing worse than watching a bad movie is being in one.
Ecstatic over the total annihilation of the Earth Dr. Strangelove resurrects himself miraculously regaining his ability to walk. His mechanical robot-like body rises out of his wheelchair crying exultantly: Sir! I have a plan. Heh. (He realizes he is standing up.) Mein Fuehrer I can walk!
Mr. Rooney: He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body. Grace: He makes you look like an ass is what he does Ed.