Most married couples even though they love each other very much in theory tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies the result being that they get on each others nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting match
For it is mutual trust even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe…. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
Marriage resembles a pair of shears so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots.
If we must lose wife or husband when we live to our highest right we lose an unhappy marriage as well and we gain ourselves. But if a marriage is born between two already self-discovered what a lovely adventure begins hurricanes and all!
INCOMPATIBILITY n. In matrimony a similarity of tastes particularly the taste for domination. Incompatibility may however consist of a meek-eyed matron living just around the corner. It has even been known to wear a moustache.
Wedlock indeed hath oft compared been To public feasts where meet a public rout Where they that are without would fain go in And they that are within would fain go out.
This is my rule of married life: its better to be happy than to be right.
He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises either of virtue or mischief.
One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.
Most married couples even though they love each other very much in theory tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies the result being that they get on each others nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting match
Ah Mozart! He was happily married – but his wife wasnt.
To make a happy fire-side clime To weans and wife Thats the true pathos and sublime Of human life.
Marriage and hanging go by destiny; matches are made in heaven.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothingand then they marry him.
Courtship is to marriage as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
It destroys ones nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. Every woman should marry and no man
It destroys ones nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.’08-02-2010
Here lies my wife: here let her lie! Now she?s at rest and so am I.
So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it and sometimes three.
Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
I chose my wife as she did her wedding gown not for a fine glossy surface but such qualities as would wear well.
Matrimony – the high sea for which no compass has yet Been invented.
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls into the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.
Marriage is the best state for man in general; and everyman is a worse man in proportion as he is unfit for the married state.
The Marriage appears to us more real than the land.
Harpo she?s a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
A man marries to have a home but also because he doesnt want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
For it is mutual trust even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe…. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
If you would marry suitably marry your equal.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
Marriage resembles a pair of shears so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
Remember it is as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman.
It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.
I think therefore Im single.
I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
I married beneath me. All women do.
If we must lose wife or husband when we live to our highest right we lose an unhappy marriage as well and we gain ourselves. But if a marriage is born between two already self-discovered what a lovely adventure begins hurricanes and all!
Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings.
INCOMPATIBILITY n. In matrimony a similarity of tastes particularly the taste for domination. Incompatibility may however consist of a meek-eyed matron living just around the corner. It has even been known to wear a moustache.
If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Wedlock indeed hath oft compared been To public feasts where meet a public rout Where they that are without would fain go in And they that are within would fain go out.
When a marriage works nothing on earth can take its place.
Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning.
Theres only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is Ill get married again.
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
Mans best possession is a sympathetic wife.
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately we were married for four and a half years.
There is a French saying: Love is the dawn of marriage and marriage is the sunset of love.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one go ahead get married.
The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
Love is like pi natural irrational and VERY important.
After marriage husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can not face each other yet still they stay together.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late.