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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side his nobler instincts and his higher nature – and another woman to help him forget them.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
There are few women so perfect that their husbands do not regret having married them at least once a day.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
Most women set out to try to change a man and when they have changed him they dont like him.
A man should be taller older heavier uglier and hoarser than his wife.
A good husband should be deaf and a good wife should be blind.
Such duty as the subject owes the prince Even such a woman oweth to her husband.
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
My husband will never chase another woman. Hes too fine too decent too old. [said when George Burns was only 64. He lived to be 100]
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
HUSBAND n. One who having dined is charged with the care of the plate.
The lover in the husband may be lost.
The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or what you wear is a husband who always notices what you cook and what you wear.
Only as high as I reach can I grow Only as far as I seek can I go Only as deep as I look can I see Only as much as I dream can I be.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side his nobler instincts
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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side his nobler instincts and his higher nature – and another woman to help him forget them.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
There are few women so perfect that their husbands do not regret having married them at least once a day.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
Most women set out to try to change a man and when they have changed him they dont like him.
A man should be taller older heavier uglier and hoarser than his wife.
A good husband should be deaf and a good wife should be blind.
Such duty as the subject owes the prince Even such a woman oweth to her husband.
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
My husband will never chase another woman. Hes too fine too decent too old. [said when George Burns was only 64. He lived to be 100]
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
HUSBAND n. One who having dined is charged with the care of the plate.
The lover in the husband may be lost.
The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or what you wear is a husband who always notices what you cook and what you wear.
Only as high as I reach can I grow Only as far as I seek can I go Only as deep as I look can I see Only as much as I dream can I be.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side his nobler instincts