Not by lamentations and mournful chants ought we to celebrate the funeral of a good man but by hymns; for ion ceasing to be numbered with mortals he enters upon the heritage of a diviner life. Since he is gone where he feels no pain let us not indulge in too much grief. The soul is incapable of death. And he like a bird not long enough in his cage to become attached to it is free to fly away to a purer air…. Since we cherish a trust like this let our outward actions be in accord with it and let us keep our hearts pure and our minds calm.
Always go to other peoples funerals otherwise they wont come to yours.
When a thing is funny search it for a hidden truth.
There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple tidy and not very incriminating.
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Not by lamentations and mournful chants ought we to celebrate the funeral of a good man but by hymns; for ion ceasing to be numbered with mortals he enters upon the heritage of a diviner life. Since he is gone where he feels no pain let us not indulge in too much grief. The soul is incapable of death. And he like a bird not long enough in his cage to become attached to it is free to fly away to a purer air…. Since we cherish a trust like this let our outward actions be in accord with it and let us keep our hearts pure and our minds calm.
Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science the one that heralds the most new discoveries is not Eureka!(I found it!) but hmmm … That?s funny….
MAUSOLEUM n. The final and funniest folly of the rich.
If you never have you should. These things are fun and fun is good.
The first step is always to succeed in becoming surprised to notice that there is something funny going on.
Its a funny thing the more I practice the luckier I get.
If you cant laugh at yourself make fun of other people.
Shes a nut.