When I carefully consider the curious habits of dogs I am compelled to conclude That man is the superior animal. When I consider the curious habits of man I confess my friend I am puzzled.
Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones not the birthdays the graduations the weddings not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
The factory of the future will have only two employees a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
DOG n. A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the worlds worship…. [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you but he will make a fool of himself too.
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don?t care to the Chinese wouldn?t dare to; Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one But Englishmen detest a siesta.
The best feeling I have ever had about dogs came in a primitive Akah village in the mountains of northern Thailand. The Akah keep dogs like we keep chickens and pigs. They treat their cattle as useful working companions give them names and would never ever think of eating one. But they eat dogs. They are not pets dogs are simply food. There are other ways to look at dogs. I am embarrassed by how people talk to dogs. I wonder what dogs must think. You know what I mean. You have heard it. Even dogs think it is weird. Watch a dog when a human does this. The dog can not believe what his is hearing either. Does Poochie wantum drinky? No. Poochie wantum go outside.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight what counts is the size of the fight in the dog.
Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.
A dog starved at his master?s gate Predicts the ruin of the state.
When a dog bites a man that is not news but when a man bites a dog that is news.
There are three faithful friends an old wife an old dog and ready money.
To his dog every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
I do honour the very flea of his dog.
There is no ornament like virtue There is no misery like worry There is no protection like patience There is no friend equal to generosity.
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
When I carefully consider the curious habits of dogs I am compelled to conclude That man is the superior animal. When I consider the curious habits of man I confess my friend I am puzzled.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Like a dog he hunts in dreams.
As a dog returneth to his vomit so a fool returneth to his folly.
A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.
When a mans best friend is his dog that dog has a problem.
The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones not the birthdays the graduations the weddings not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
The factory of the future will have only two employees a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
DOG n. A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the worlds worship…. [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
There is no fire like passion there is no shark like hatred there is no snare like folly there is no torrent like greed.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you but he will make a fool of himself too.
If dogs could talk perhaps we should find it as hard to get on with them as we do with people.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don?t care to the Chinese wouldn?t dare to; Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one But Englishmen detest a siesta.
The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who cant afford a yes man.
Describing life after the elections 1997 Elizabeths back at the red cross and Im walking the dog.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight its the size of the fight in the dog.
I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we werent certain we knew better.
The best feeling I have ever had about dogs came in a primitive Akah village in the mountains of northern Thailand. The Akah keep dogs like we keep chickens and pigs. They treat their cattle as useful working companions give them names and would never ever think of eating one. But they eat dogs. They are not pets dogs are simply food. There are other ways to look at dogs. I am embarrassed by how people talk to dogs. I wonder what dogs must think. You know what I mean. You have heard it. Even dogs think it is weird. Watch a dog when a human does this. The dog can not believe what his is hearing either. Does Poochie wantum drinky? No. Poochie wantum go outside.
And in that town a dog was found As many dogs there be Both mongrel puppy whelp and hound And curs of low degree.
Life is like a dogsled team. If you aint the lead dog the scenery never changes.
His bark is worse than his bite.
Love me love my dog.
A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.
Sir a woman preaching is like a dogs walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.
When a dog barks at the moon then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers it is patriotism!
Dont accept your dogs admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesnt make it a leg.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Dogs lives are too short. Their only fault really.’08-02-2010
The more I see of men the better I like my dog.
From a dogs point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
The more I see of men the more I admire dogs.