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Dont wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isnt like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
Life is like a box of chocolates … you never know what youre gonna get.
Its not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is lets face it far more reliable than a man.
I never met a man I didnt like.
All I really need is love but a little chocolate now and then doesnt hurt!
I never met a chocolate I didnt like.
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces.
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Dont wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isnt like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
Life is like a box of chocolates … you never know what youre gonna get.
Its not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is lets face it far more reliable than a man.
I never met a man I didnt like.
All I really need is love but a little chocolate now and then doesnt hurt!
I never met a chocolate I didnt like.
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces.