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  • My wife and I tried to breakfast together but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.

  • Hope is a good breakfast but it is a bad supper.

  • George Burns said:

    Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning and you cant wait to finish your breakfast. You cant wait to do your exercises. You cant wait to get out and you cant wait to come home because the soup is hot.

  • Alice laughed: Theres no use trying she said; one cant believe impossible things. I daresay you havent had much practice said the Queen. When I was younger I always did it for half an hour a day. Why sometimes Ive believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

  • Uncorseted her friendly bust Gives promise of pneumatic bliss.

  • Pride breakfasted with Plenty dined with Poverty supped with Infamy.

  • The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time.

  • I think its about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all weve been voting for boobs long enough.

  • I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

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