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  • If you owe the bank $100 thats your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million thats the banks problem.

  • I cried all the way to the bank.

  • Women hate revolutions and revolutionists. They like men who are docile and well-regarded at the bank and never late at meals.

  • John Dryden said:

    Bankrupt of life yet prodigal of ease.

  • Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.

  • He can who thinks he can and he cant who thinks he cant. This is an inexorable indisputable law.

  • Martin Mayer said:

    Except for con men borrowing money they shouldnt get and widows visiting handsome young men in the trust department no sane person ever enjoys visiting a bank.

  • Ogden Nash said:

    Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else Except Richer

  • People are always making rules for themselves and always finding loop-holes.

  • Mark Twain said:

    A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

  • I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking but I dont have that much time.

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