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  • Tommy Cooper said:

    You know somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen it said Parking Fine.

  • Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

  • I think that cars today are almost the exact equivalent of the great Gothic cathedrals: I mean the supreme creation of an era conceived with passion by unknown artists and consumed in image if not in usage by a whole population which appropriates them as a purely magical object.

  • PEDESTRIAN n. The variable (an audible) part of the roadway for an automobile.

  • Erma Bombeck said:

    Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

  • Merry Browne said:

    Expect people to be better than they are; it helps them to become better. But dont be disappointed when they are not; it helps them to keep trying.

  • Henry Ford said:

    People can have the Model T in any colour so long as its black.

  • When my father finally got around to teaching me to drive he was impressed at my natural talent for driving not knowing that I had already been secretly driving my mothers car around the neighborhood. When I took the test and got my license and my father gave me my own set of keys to the car one night at dinner it was a major rite of passage for him and my mother. Their perception of me had changed and was formally acknowledged. For me the occasion meant a private sanction to do in public what I had already been doing in secret.

  • Paul Harwitz said:

    The marvels of modern technology include the development of a soda can which when discarded will last forever and a $17000 car which when properly cared for will rust out in two or three years.

  • Doug Larson said:

    If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would probably be Labor Day weekend.

  • The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual his shrine to himself his mobile Walden Pond.

  • THe car has become the caraspace the protective and aggressive shell of urban and suburban man.

  • Take most people they are crazy about cars. They worry if they get a little scratch on them they are always talking about have many miles they get to a gallon and if they get a brand new car already they start thinking about trading it in for one that is even newer. I do not even like old cars…. Id rather have a horse. A horse is at least human for Gods sake.

  • Unknown said:

    A tree never hits an automobile except in self?defense.

  • E. B. White said:

    Everything in life is somewhere else and you get there in a car.

  • Earl Wilson said:

    If you think nobody cares if youre alive try missing a couple of car payments.

  • If you think nobody cares about you try missing a couple of payments.

  • Movie said:

    Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love it is his passion… Ferris: … it?s his fault he didnt lock the garage.

  • Proverb said:

    A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.

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