Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged their fantasies
Any coward can sit in his home and criticize a pilot for flying into a mountain in a fog. But I would rather by far die on a mountainside than in bed. What kind of man would live where there is no daring? And is life so dear that we should blame men for dying in adventure? Is there a better way to die?
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged their fantasies
Its no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase As pretty as an airport appear.
Superman dont need no seat belt. [Comment to flight attendant who replied Superman dont need no airplane either.]
Any coward can sit in his home and criticize a pilot for flying into a mountain in a fog. But I would rather by far die on a mountainside than in bed. What kind of man would live where there is no daring? And is life so dear that we should blame men for dying in adventure? Is there a better way to die?
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Some day my ship will come in and with my luck Ill be at the airport.
Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people weve been bombing over the years been complaining?